PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And